Cosmos: War of the Planets

Cosmos: War of the Planets is a 1977 Italian science fiction film dubbed in English. It stars John Richardson from One Million Years B.C.. It's slow, and I don't like the music.

"I think we've got to do something."

"We will."

Wonderful idea!

You can watch it online compliments of googlevideo:

or at the Internet Archive.

Million Monkey Theater opens with this:

This is a muddled, confusing, badly edited and occasionally completely unwatchable Italian science fiction movie, a rambling wreck of a film that tries so desperately hard to be impressive but fails miserably on almost every count. Still, I kinda liked its funky vibe. While bad, it's campy fun...